Act I - Scene V

Court before the same.

[Enter King Lear, Kent, and Fool]

KING LEAR:
Go you before to Gloucester with these letters.
Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you
know than comes from her demand out of the letter.
If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.
KENT:
I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter. (5)

[Exit Kent.]

FOOL:
If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger of kibes?
KING LEAR:
Ay, boy.
FOOL:
Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne'er go slip-shod. (10)
KING LEAR:
Ha, ha, ha!
FOOL:
Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for
though she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can
tell what I can tell.(15)
KING LEAR:
Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?
FOOL:
She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab.
Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i' the middle on's face?
KING LEAR:
No.
FOOL:
Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose; that what(20)
a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.
KING LEAR:
I did her wrong—
FOOL:
Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
KING LEAR:
No.
FOOL:
Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.(25)
KING LEAR:
Why?
FOOL:
Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his
daughters, and leave his horns without a case.
KING LEAR:
I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my horses ready?(30)
FOOL:
Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven
stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.
KING LEAR:
Because they are not eight?
FOOL:
Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.
KING LEAR:
To take 't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!(35)
FOOL:
If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for
being old before thy time.
KING LEAR:
How's that?
FOOL:
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.(40)
KING LEAR:
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven Keep me in temper: I would not be mad!

[Enter Gentleman.]

How now! are the horses ready?

GENTLEMAN:
Ready, my lord.
KING LEAR:
Come, boy.
FOOL:
She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure,(45)
Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter.

[Exeunt]

Footnotes

  1. Lear has begun to realize that by giving away his power to his daughters, he has lost his identity as king. Here, he calls out to the heavens to help him, fearing that in losing his identity he will lose his mind. His appeal to the heavens shows his belief in the power of fate and the gods, but he has already begun to suspect that his anger at the “monstrous ingratitude” will be enough to drive him mad.

    — Wesley, Owl Eyes Editor
  2. In an earlier scene, Goneril and Regan stated that as Lear has become older, he has continued to lose his power of reason. This line complicates the themes of old age and madness in that the Fool suggests that with old age can come more wisdom, but Lear has apparently become old without learning anything. This is one of the most direct criticisms that the Fool has said to Lear, and it’s possible that Lear’s reaction in the next line is part of his slow realization that he has made decisions based on unsound judgment.

    — Wesley, Owl Eyes Editor
  3. The Fool’s comment here recalls the conversation in the previous scene in which the Fool calls Lear a fool as well, suggesting that there is potential for role reversal in the tragedy. The comment should also be read in conjunction with Lear’s fear that he might go mad himself, losing his reason and becoming a fool. With this in mind, this can be viewed as potential foreshadowing for future events.

    — Wesley, Owl Eyes Editor
  4. Shakespeare again uses animals to symbolize the natures of different characters. The Fool cleverly points out that Goneril and Regan are both similar in their cruel and savage character, and Lear’s assumption that Regan will be any different from Goneril is somewhat comical. Once again, the Fool shows himself as one of the most insightful characters, which leads us to question who the real “fool” is.

    — Kayla, Owl Eyes Staff
  5. The word “slip-shod” refers to walking in footwear that loosely fits one’s foot. The joke here is that since Lear’s wit is not in his heels, his brain won’t need slippers to protect it. The jokes in this passage are not meant to be funny, and as keen readers will notice, Lear is barely listening to the Fool, who continues to tease him.

    — Wesley, Owl Eyes Editor
  6. These are small, open sores that can form on the heel when walking and not providing one’s feet with proper protection, such as either wearing poorly fitting shoes or none at all. Additionally, they can form from frostbite, or exposure to cold temperatures.

    — Wesley, Owl Eyes Editor
  7. Lear continues to dwell on his own thoughts while barely listening to the Fool, who is endeavoring to distract him. The dialogue between the two characters is an unusual mixture of comedy and pathos.

    — William Delaney
  8. Lear is barely listening to the Fool. Here he remembers Cordelia for the first time since he disowned her and banished her. It is through his dawning realization that both Goneril and Regan were totally insincere in voicing their measureless love for him that he sees the genuine sincerity of Cordelia.

    — William Delaney
  9. Most of the Fool's jokes are not very clever or very funny. No doubt Shakespeare did not really want to make his audience laugh while Lear was undergoing such suffering, and so Shakespeare may have deliberately chosen jokes that could not distract or amuse the king. 

    — William Delaney